Justin Soileau Self-Titled Album Released Four Years Ago

Hello People,

I released this album 4 years ago today. Martin Beal and I spent nearly a year working on this thing back in 2011/2012 in Long Beach and Santa Ana, CA. I'm very proud of what we did.

Holly Pulliam sings and Vincent Walker lays down some trumpet on "I'd Never Lie to You."

see ya,


The Butt Chakra: Go Back To Basics

Salut Weens,

Somehow I'm still releasing a video every week. Take that, Coach Jeffries. In 8th grade, Coach Jeffries said that I didn't have "follow-through" but Coach Jeffries was wrong and also a registered sex-offender.

This video is the newest addition to my "Butt Chakra" series. It's advice for the new age. This one is about going back to the basics of life.

luv u byebye,

J. Soileau

DreamAdvisor - Should You Follow Your Dreams?

Hey weenies,

I've been releasing a new video on my YOUTUBE CHANNEL every Thursday for the past few weeks. I plan on continuing that schedule until I become a bum or I die. 

Here's my latest vid. It's about following your dreams. Let me know if you're disgusted by my forehead pimple.

c ya,


I Just Found Me On Netflix

Is it silly to put this on my website? Is it silly to have a website? Is this gross? Regardless, I just found my face on Netflix. It's the first time I've been on it. If you think you'd be into something like that, here's the info:

FROM DUSK TILL DAWN: THE SERIES, SEASON 2, EPISODE 9 "THERE WILL BE BLOOD." I'm in a scene with Gary Busey that starts around 1 minute in and ends shortly thereafter. 

I illegally took some screen-grabs and put them below. But I don't make money from this website. And I'm telling people to watch it on Netflix. So, it cancels out. (I'm not a lawyer.)

Click the picture below for a self-congratulatory slide-show.

See ya, weenies.